Somn-Onanist

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008

ONAN

Stands for One Network America News network. Sometimes mistakenly referred to OAN, ONAN is a small-time, mom's basement "news" operation. Shows are typically hosted by distended colons and strung-out gap-toothed cam girls. Owned by Gil "Red" Herring, their only real claim to fame is the manufacture and marketing of matching sets of presidential knee pads and butt snorkels.

"Did you see that 'reporter' from ONAN at the federal conronavirus briefing? What do you think will happen first--she finally gets her adult teeth, or she promotes out of fifth grade this year?"

by ToddUncommon April 7, 2020

Onanism

Colloquially it is a synonym, but technically the "Sin of Onan" for which it is named for is actually an instance of coitus interruptus.

"Onanism -- it's a hands-on job"

-Ghost, ENTER THE MATRIX

by Jay Jay Ron March 20, 2008

Onalee

An awesome, talented person, that her co-workers love, but she has obviously date some asshole in her past.

Onalee, whoever posted that first definition of you on Urban dictionary was a real asshole.

by An awesome friend August 7, 2012

onani

Japanese way of saying masturbation.

Josh: Man I'm so stressed.
Elucid: Go do some onani.

by EnlarqueIl EnGrotesque December 5, 2007

onanism

to wank,
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc

"now on the subject of onanism...we dont want to find you hunched double on the sofa bed pumping your fist" (league of gentlemen)

by pinkpill December 1, 2004

onner

Someone who is getting ‘on’ any sort of video games. Used when asking if someone will become gamer.

Any onners?

by KnockOffKyloRen October 5, 2020