omelet

A cheese-filled, egg-based brunch favorite with an overpowering stench that some people smell like upon waking up in the morning. Hence, omelet-breath. For this reason, the smell of omelets makes some people sick, particularly teenagers.

Paul: "My ex-girlfriend smells like an omelet! So does my stepmother!"

Paula: "Ewww! Omelets are disgusting!"

Paul: "Yes, they sicken me as well."

omelet by Victor Felix July 22, 2006

omelet

when two homosexual guys smash their eggs (nuts) together...

I invited the boys over to make an omelet

omelet by Shuan Lee April 7, 2020

Omelet

Omelet is a northwestern Bavarian slang term describing the action of rubbing one's excrement into the nostrils of another person.

"Did you see that he gave that guy an omelet? How gross indeed!"

Omelet by realdefinitionsofthings May 20, 2026

omelet PREVAIL 

omelets are yummy

(blah) omelet PREVAIL!! (blah)

omelet PREVAIL by purple13542 May 15, 2019

omelet sacrifice 

whatever you do, DO NOT SACRIFICE YOUR SCHOOL'S OMELETS YOU WILL HAVE A BAD DAY
but if you want a bad day, here's how to do it :)
1. put your school's gross omelet(s) on a table and surround them with rings (or other jewelry)
2. chant things that you want to happen
3. wait for your day to turn terrible!
my friends and I did this and we had a terrible day and had our own therapy session during PE class :)

Person 1: I really want something interesting and fun to happen today
Person 2: Oh I have an idea, we should do an omelet sacrifice

at the end of the day...

Person 1: My day was awful! Why did you recommend that! I HATE YOU!!!!!

omelet sacrifice by Anonymous duck 123 February 24, 2022

Ohio lady omelet 

Ohio lady omelet- (pronunciation- oʊˈhaɪoʊ ˈleɪdi ˈɑmlət)
Typically performed at an orgy / sex party or at a family reunion that has gone horribly awry. One lady inserts a whisk (preferably silicone) into another lady's vagina. Once this is done the first lady (the incertor) goes around the party, and one by one convinces / coerces all of the guests to stick their fingers in to the vagina of the second lady (the incertee), to feel around "to see how nice it feels in there".

Origin Northern New Jersey (coal mining country)

Man did you see that one hot chick give that other hot chick an Ohio Lady Omelet? I sure am glad this is a sex party and not a family reunion. (first person gives second a High-5)

Ohio lady omelet by wizecracker June 5, 2016

Mexican Omelet 

Sloppy ploppy diarrhea of the burning variety, usually discharged after a late-night binge on Mexican food following a night of heavy drinking.

"Man, I gotta lay off the midnight Taco Bell - I dropped a nasty-ass Mexican omelet when I got home from the bar."

Mexican Omelet by Dingleberry Tatas May 1, 2008