the omelet

When you are getting head and when you are about to ejaculate you do it in her ear. Then fold her ear so it sticks.

One time, I made this ho breakfast, cooked her the omelet.
by Rickety Split November 09, 2007
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Omelet

Ghetto word black people use for I'm qonna let.
YOO THAT SHIT WAS FUCKEDD UP, BUT Omelet THIS ONE SLIP
by I AM BLACK LOVAA November 24, 2010
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Omelete

Omelete - This is where you thrust so enthusiastically into your female partner that you scramble all her eggs!
I hadn't seen Lisa in a month. We went at it so hard, I think we made an omelete!
by Sean66 September 22, 2005
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Mexican Omelet

Sloppy ploppy diarrhea of the burning variety, usually discharged after a late-night binge on Mexican food following a night of heavy drinking.
"Man, I gotta lay off the midnight Taco Bell - I dropped a nasty-ass Mexican omelet when I got home from the bar."
by Dingleberry Tatas April 28, 2008
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chin omelete

the act of busting a load on a girls face, and having it ultimately drip down her chin. the texture of the semen and its elasticity are what create the illusion of eggs, hence the term "chin omelete."
"yo dawg, i gave that slag (insert name here) a nasty chin omelete for breakfast, ya heard?"
by Nick Long Island November 09, 2004
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havana omelet

Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.

If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.
by sportster1 July 15, 2006
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cum omelet

When a group men cum onto a frying pan and cook the cum, making a omelet out of cum. Just like any omelet you can add whatever the girl or guy wants to it.
John was pissed once he found out you guys tricked him into eating that cum omelet.
by Mr. Pink 99 February 17, 2008
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