megladon

a giant swag shark that eats whales in one bit, worships Sylvies, Catrinas, and Janelles, and doesn't give a fluck

all the megladons gatherd in the temple to worship their gods and eat a big whale dinner

by megladonlover elevendyseven December 31, 2014

megladong

A very Large dick, often reffed to with the Caucasian race.

All the bitches want my megladong.

by Ryan Guden and T. Thurs May 12, 2008

Megladong

An extremely large penis that grows in size as the myth of the dong gets bigger.

There is no possible way that you can fit megladong in your butt.

by Megladong69 August 10, 2018

Megladon Uniboob

A Person Appearing To Have One Gargantuious Boob.

That Person Appears To Have One Gargantuious Boob, That Is A Megladon Uniboob.

by Whales.Are.Us🐋💨 April 9, 2015

Smegladon

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell

Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon

by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020

MeglaDong

noun: Large Vietnamese Currency; Rizzin

I'd give 3 megladongs for that sticky rice.

by Gam3rHau5 October 29, 2023

Megladon

A huge cock that can't only be found really really deep in the vagina

He stuck his megladon in e last night or

I heard ELI Conners has a megladon

by Kyle Goldstein November 16, 2016