by Fixem April 13, 2011
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by lorrydriver69 December 4, 2019
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typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.
typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.
girl: oh this guy in the year above talked to me the other day, he is perfect, despite how he is completely unfunny unattractive and an overall dick
guy: someone has older guy syndrome
guy: someone has older guy syndrome
by jerkinabox March 18, 2013
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"My older brother is a total prick."
"My older brother helped me work on my spiral, now i can throw twenty yards farther."
"My older brother beat the shit out of my ex boyfriend, when he tried to rape me"
"My older brother helped me work on my spiral, now i can throw twenty yards farther."
"My older brother beat the shit out of my ex boyfriend, when he tried to rape me"
by avelmen1889 January 11, 2010
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2. One who unreservedly perpetuates words ending in "-oomer," such as Boomer, Bloomer, Doomer, Gloomer, Zoomer, and similar permutations.
2. One who unreservedly perpetuates words ending in "-oomer," such as Boomer, Bloomer, Doomer, Gloomer, Zoomer, and similar permutations.
Ok, oomer.
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