Ole Miss

A nice place where boys retreat from their childhood fears and the Klan marches freely. Snooty types, that claim their rival is LSU even though everyone knows LSU and ARK play for the biggest trophy in college football. If you're in the business of running off mascots, heritiage, and getting your ass handed to you by Mississippi State, you will love this place.

man I'm glad Ole Miss Col Reb wasn't here to see that maroon and white ass painting we got from Dan Mulen

by HardyHar1 April 1, 2011

Ole Miss

A college in North Mississippi. A school where most don't go to learn, just to party. As such the education is mediocre at best. Synonymous with relation to assholes, douchebags, dicks, pricks, and stupidity. In fact its almost a special breed, not seen elsewhere in the world.

Did you see that guy? He's a total Ole Miss prick.

by hobojoe135 April 6, 2009

Ole Miss

The team that LSU loves to open a can on every year. Ole Miss is easily one of the worst schools in America, as well as one of the worst football teams. The average Ole Miss football fan has the IQ of a rock, and they act like asses.

Who's LSU playing tonight? Ole Miss? Oh boy, we get to beat those idiots again..

by Mike the Tiger December 17, 2004

Ole miss

The university to attend if you think you are better than everyone else. If your an ole miss student you most likely party every night and try to be preppy. This is th place to go if all you care about is partying. But most of all this is the school that mississippi state can beat any day.

You see that slut wearing booty shorts with a whiskey sore on her lip? Yep she's from ole miss.

by Olepiss May 18, 2014

Ole Miss

The University of Mississippi is a school that steals everything about their image from other people. The town is named Oxford after the city of the same name in England. The colors are stoled from Harvard and Yale (ironically, since Ole Miss is the polar opposite of these places). The mascot is stolen from the Confederacy. "Ole Miss" is actually a derogatory term for a slave the slave owner would sleep with in the Old South. Also, students at Ole Miss started a fraternity known as "The Rainbow Society." Gay? Extremely.

John: "I'm really stupid and gay. Where should I go to school?"

Jim: "Ole Miss for sure."

by datruth252525 June 17, 2009

ole miss

the ass holes of the deep south (louisiana mississippi & alabama); where your parents send you if youre not smart enough to get into any other southern school because you can buy the professers off (i swear they do this, how else did my dumbass uncle get an 'education'?)

old miss students have sorry ass parties; wishes they were lsu

by lsu cheerleader July 31, 2005

Ole Miss

A University that is located in the northern part of the state of Mississippi. Mascot is the Rebels. However, do to recent events of their mascot being dubbed as a rascist symbol of the old confederacy, their new mascot is the Rebel Black Bear. Which is stupid as fuck since there are no black bears in the state of Mississppi. It is a rascist college filled with preppy white supremecists who honestly believe themselves to be better than the rest of the world. Ole Miss should be and is considered by many The Insurgency Up North. It is a fact that Ole Miss people are rascists, and they are not even real people like the rest of the world. 90% of the students that attend Ole Miss are preppy, rich, snobby assholes who all deserve to die.

Tyler: Ugh, I have to drive my beamer today because my Audi is in the shop.
Zach: Wow, that's uh shitty. What are you ? A Rebel?
Tyler: Hotty Totty gosh all mighty, whim wam flim fam, Ole Miss God damn! You bet your poor ass I am, and I'm better than you!
John: So your going to go to Ole Miss?
Jeremy: Yes I am, I am to rich and important to go anywhere else.

John: So your an asshole?
Jeremy: A rich asshole, get it right you nigger peasant!

by Resistence of TSUN August 30, 2011