Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "
mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky
blonde in her
20s.
Yet
don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that
Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a
great boob Job - you can
now think to yourself
'old man short dick disease'