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my 9 year old daughter reads this

An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.

It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.
Person 1:Omg, I'm so badass.
Person 2: My 9 year old daughter reads this!
by quinchles October 6, 2009
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Grease the old dump truck

To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.
After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.
by Shar1 May 18, 2017
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Pappy's Old Dress Sock

A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.
Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
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old driver

1. someone with a lot of experience, especially when it comes to dating.
2. someone who's been doing something for a very long time, knows everything there is to know about it and is willing to teach new comers.
A: I have a dating that is coming up, i need some help.
B: You should ask Mr.Kong, he is a old driver.
by guo1 November 30, 2017
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Old Doe

an older female, past the 'puck bunny' stage, usually around age 30, that attends hockey games for the sole purpose of having relations, stalking, or getting a cheap thrill from one of the players.
did you see melissa hanging around by the locker room? she is such an old doe, those guys are almost half her age.

what is that single mother doing leaving her kids at home and going to the hockey game? what an old doe.
by Fun Gal July 30, 2008
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Old doll

Cork slang for girl or girlfriend, depending on the context.
Sorry, boys. The old doll has me whipped.
by Snake February 21, 2005
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Old Digger

The male equivalent of a female "Gold Digger." These greedy young guys don't care what age their woman is...as long as they have an estate.
"Dude, you're boning that sea hag Margaret? You're an Old Digger!"
by Dilberto December 28, 2009
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