“Deborah, you will not believe what derogatory phrase a group of snowflakes said to me today.”
“What did those lazy
millennials say, Gary?”
“Well, as usual, they were
complaining about being in debt because of college. So in response, I told them they wouldn’t be in so much debt if they got off those god damn phones. Then, they proceeded to say ‘ok boomer.’”
“THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS! You better have threatened to
call the police on them, Gary! The ladies in my book club say that’s the equivalent of saying the n-word.”