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Olson Ratio

The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.
Ashley thinks she is a 9 when she really is a 6. Her Olson Ratio is 1.5
by whartonbrosinbusiness August 13, 2012
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Orson Welles

Was an influential American film director, writer, and actor. Though he is most well known for his infamous 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast and his 1941 directoral debut Citizen Kane, considered by many to be the greatest film ever made, Welles has done far more than that.

Welles is often seen as a genius and one of the greatest filmmakers ever, yet, due to problems he had in Hollywood after the release of his first two films, Citizen Kane and The Magnificent Ambersons, he is also seen as a fallen giant and a commercial failure. Welles was also very overweight for the latter half of his life.
You know who is a great filmmaker? Orson Welles!

I feel more betrayed than Orson Welles after Hollywood butchered The Magnificent Ambersons.

Go on a diet you Orson!
by ShotgunAndy June 17, 2008
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Olsoning

The act of being a pedophile, scam artist, and overall piece of shit, all in one.
That Nick kid is Olsoning so hard. His existence kills brain cells of anyone within a 3 mile radius.
by ldoybl May 5, 2019
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olson twins

Nice titties on an under age girl.
"Dude! Check out her Olson twins! I'd bang that jail-bait any day!"
by The Propper Perv May 25, 2007
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Bree Olson

(proper noun) Adult film actress. Commonly misspelled as Bree Olsen. Made a brief cameo on the Kardashian's television show, and was a call a slut....very ironic.?
ex 1 - If you held my keyboard up to a blacklight, you could see it from space.

ex 2 - My DNA is all over the place from that Bree Olson flick
by THC420 December 1, 2009
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Orson Scott Card

The science fiction/fantasy writing GOD, author of the four best books in history; the Ender saga, as wells as the next three best books ever, Ender's Shadow, books set in the same universe.
You should go by some books by Orson Scott Card right NOW!
by Senai March 10, 2004
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Oisinverse theory

The Oisinverse theory is a theory that all of the universe/planets are apart of oisin's mum
Have you ever heard of the Oisinverse theory? It's a amazing theory
by Real Nigga 12 November 25, 2020
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