oilyawtayiywgowm

OK, I like you and wanted to ask you if you would go out with me

Guy 1 - Ok i need to ask you something
Girl 1 - OK sure :)
Guy 1 - oilyawtayiywgowm
Girl 1 - Whats that?
Guy 1 - OK, I like you and wanted to ask you if you would go out with me?
Girl 1 - Yeah alright

by heskey4lyf April 12, 2015

oily gin tears

The soul consuming depression that crushes you from within when the hangover, that you thought you had avoided, ignites an emotional cess pit between in your brain.
Usually on a Sunday evening after you've satisfied your urges for cheese and sex, and when you realize you have to go to work tomorrow and spend the day staring at a screen and dealing with absolute cunts.
Appropriately used to describe any booze induced depression, but most correctly used after a night on the gin. The high level of oil will render your dehydrated tears powerful enough to lubricate an engine.
Often used to sustain those who are currently on a real peak, while you wallow alone in the darkness of your mind.

Charlie: "Please, help.... me...."
Barry: "Oily gin tears?"
Charlie: "Just kill me now..."

Ali: "He's been smuckdown with the oily gin tears."
Barry: "I don't give a fuck, his oily gin tears sustain me."

"As oily gin tears tumbled down his harrowed face, the black ink in his brain began to boil."

by heffer2k02 January 11, 2009

oily koala

a female grease monkey

one of my cousins wanted to be an oily koala but I tried discouraging her.

by Uncle Dimma April 19, 2015

Oily danglers

To define the words ‘oily danglers’ you’ll probably have to close your eyes and think of a time when those perfect fantastic foreign women bask topless coating themselves with that oil based suntan lotion making them glisten and look so delightfully succulent you just want to help apply the lotion.

Also any magnificent breasts your fondling, sorry massaging with oils for your sexual gratification............I mean........for the woman’s relaxing massage your treating her to.

Or

Any pair of breasts with any oil based product on are known as ‘oily danglers’.

“What the fuckers is wrong with you dude?” I asked dude as his jaw dropped, his eyes popped out and then drool started dripping.

Composing himself dude answered “look at the oily danglers over there”
“Mmmmmmm.......I like” I mumbled as my mind wondered into some really dirty thoughts.

by Iwannariot October 27, 2020

Oily Douglas

A Lubricated Dildo

Ayo Schandra, Lemme get dat oily douglas so i can stick it in mah pussy witout dat friction.

by Roman P February 7, 2009

Oily Tartz

Alternative name for 'Orly Taitz', lawsuit junkie, dentist, realtor, alleged shemale and queen of the 'Birfers', the nutcases who think President Barack Obama is not a natural-born American citizen because they wet the bed.

"Orly Taitz. Oily Tartz. Never heard of this person so I googled her and it seems she's a lawsuit junkie..." - Slightly Dark Francis, Yahoo! Answers.

"So you were another of the little blinkies that got sucked in by the Oily Tartz birth cert? Good for you." - Slightly Dark Francis, Yahoo! Answers.

by rxnxr August 3, 2009

Oily hammer

Sexual move in which a male pulls out his penis after anal sex and performs a mushroom stamp (hammers dick on partner's forehead) leaving an oily stamp.

JJ: Dude what's the deal with joey's forehead?
Adrian: oh he got an oily hammer from jackson last night.

by blizard29 May 8, 2009