ohnoes

Exclamation of displeasure

Ohnoes! my boxe haz ben hax0rd!

by Slappy May 29, 2003

ohno

When you're too lazy to put a space between oh and no

Friend: "I hat you!!1!"
Other person: "ohno!"
Friend: "um wat?"
Other person: "I was being lazy.."
Friend: "oh..."

by Weeeeee Wooooooo June 26, 2018

OHNO-Second

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

"It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."

by Zak May 3, 2003

ohnosecond

The momentary panic that occurs when something irreversible goes wrong. Can also be used to describe something that turns out to be reversible although you were worried at the time it wasn't.

1.Dave sent his girlfriend pictures of himself with another woman, by accident, regretting it an ohnosecond later.
2. I experienced an ohnosecond when i realised my head was stuck between the railings.

by brianriot July 14, 2006

odnoklassniki

Russian social networking website made for classmates.
Odnoklassniki means classmates in russian.
Vkontakte is far better.

girl#1: I spent two days on odnoklassniki searching for that boy we met at Kate's

girl#2: It's called stalking

by Konoplyanka October 20, 2008

Apolo Ohno

An incredibly gorgeous man; caucasian-asian bad ass speed skater who is the most decorated olympic athelete.

"Did you see how fast Apolo Ohno was skating!!?!"

"OHNO! is what other speed skaters say when they see Apolo behind them."

by apolofan10 February 24, 2010

OhNoTheyDidnt!

Also known as ONTD, it is a community based out of Live Journal that discusses celebrity gossip. Known mostly for it's constant updating and brilliant commentary by users. Similar to 'Pink is the New Blog' and better than Perez Hilton by a long shot.

"I check OhNoTheyDidnt! everyday before class and when I get home. It's to me what crack is to Amy Winehouse."

by HeartONTDsfm January 4, 2009