Ohioan Creampie 

When you tie a girl up then throat fuck her from on top until she starts vomiting. Once she starts vomiting you hold her nose so she suffocates while you cum in her mouth using her puke as lube. If she can hold her breath until you cum she lives

"I really just want to find a girl who will do the ohioan creampie with me."

Ohioan Creampie by Paumni May 11, 2023

Ohioan WWE 

When someone fucks like they're wrestling, or wrestling like they're fucking.

She got a full Ohioan WWE, you should’ve seen!
He looked like he was doing Ohioan WWE while wrestling.

Ohioan WWE by shiningmeta April 5, 2023

Ohioan Gyattism Disorder 

Ohioan Gyattism Disorder (OGD) is a disorder affecting the muscles in the lower back, thigh and in severe cases, the head and neck. The first recorded case was in 1962 in Akron, Ohio affecting a 15-year-old boy "Mat Smith"
Symptoms include:

Pain and discomfort in the lower back, thigh, "behind" and neck.
As the disorder progresses it results in extreme back pain causing the patient to arch their back - thus promoting the progression of "Scoliosis"

At the end of its progression, the disorder causes the "Behind" of the patient to be inflamed, the inflammation can increase the behind's thickness to increase by 3-5 cm.

Person 1: Hey what happened to Mat?
Person 2: You didn't hear? He has OGD.
Person 1: Oh my god, my grandfather has Ohioan Gyattism Disorder!

Ohioan Gyattism Disorder by WhiteWolf_814519 March 14, 2024

Ohioan Musket 

Similar to the Alabama hot pocket, one shits into a vagina, and then shoves it down farther with a dildo

Me and Becky are planning to do an Ohioan Musket

Ohioan Musket by atom2865 March 29, 2025

Ohioan Musket 

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, one shits into a vagina, then shoved it down further with a dildo, or their own penis.

I saw a video of someone doing an Ohioan Musket.

Ohioan Musket by atom2865 March 30, 2025

Rare Ohioan Entity 

Your daily encounters if you ever go to the state of Ohio

*Someone*: "I just met a Rare Ohioan Entity"

Rare Ohioan Entity by Im a double faced entendre November 18, 2022

Ohioian

(pr) That man who was born and raised in Ohio; particularly strange.

Jason: "Where are you, peculiar man, from?"
Billy: "Ohio, sir. Born and raised as an Ohioian"

Ohioian by rolling-on-the-floor-giggling December 10, 2022