onanism

the act of masturbating

that boy is so onanistical
he is havin a blast with that onanism
My pito is ready for its ony time

by mexican't101 February 25, 2009

Onanism

The withdrawl method of birth control

(removeing ones penis before reaching orgasm)

-not an effective method of birth control

Lets do onanism tonight hunny

by dude August 24, 2003

Oananism

Masturbating to conservative news that tells you what you want to hear.

Donald Trump is constantly caught participating in oananism

by Twajjo November 7, 2020

Ownanism

The act of making yourself look a right wanker - a portmanteau of own, and Onanism.

"Nice self-own! Made himself look a right wanker."
"Don't you mean... Ownanism?"
"Oh you're so clever, come here and rub me."
"Yes, fam."

by FMJPotato March 3, 2022