Octosexual

Octosexual: Those that are of the octosexual orientation. Octosexuals enjoy Men, Women, Bi men, Bi women, Lesbians, Gay men, Beastality, and many other questionable things. Octosexuality was invented by a young woman on January 9th, 1995. This is still practiced today. The octosexual lifestyle was official founded January 9, 1995, but some readings may suggest it dates back hundreds of years before gaining popularity in 1995.

Boyd: Did you see Jen's cat? She's so octosexual, she actually...did it.

Curtis: I would like to have an orgy with Georgie, Rebecca, an old shoe and my shitzu, Holtz.''

Luke: Is John sexualy confused? I saw him dating a bi man, bi woman, and a gay man. I also saw him...going on a cat.
Steph: Oh no, John's just octosexual.
Luke: Oh! Makes so much sense!

by Phantom of the Octos January 8, 2012

ORAsexual

ORAsexual

One who is genuinely attracted to both Jonathon Joestar and Jotaro's "ORA ORA ORA" stand cries while in fight.

Orasexual-One who is genuinely attracted to both Jonathon Joestar and Jotaro's "ORA ORA ORA" stand cries while in fight.

*turns on Netflix, and opens Jojo's Bizarre Adventures*

--STAND CRY--

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA"

"Wow.. Jotaro's stand is so attractive!" -person 1

"I'd love to get barraged by his stand.."

-person 2

by G0TH1CDR1P January 18, 2021

Octosexual

Being in lesbians for Octopimp, a voice actor on the internet. Voicing all the characters of Homestuck, a webcomic which is part of MSPaintadventures; owned by Andrew Hussie.

Girl 1: Hey, what's your sexuality?
Girl 2: Well, i'm octosexual!

by Vagabond/CuttlefishCuller July 13, 2011

Optosexual

A person without sexual attraction until choosing to be sexually attracted, specific to individuals

or

An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction

Abby could be interested in anyone she chose, because she is optosexual.

by Mandragoran871 April 16, 2020

octavsexual

attracted to octavia blake

i am octavsexual because she is hot and dangerous😼

by the100fan February 2, 2021

optisexual

Optisexual refers to a person whose gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex, or a combination thereof, are dynamically determined on the fly to maximize rights, privileges, and benefits. The optisexual individual is not obligated to claim, identify, or declare a fixed identity; instead, these aspects change automatically and seamlessly as needed to optimize their societal experiences, adapting for improved rights, benefits, or privileges.

A portmanteau of the words "optimal" and "sexuality".

In a rapidly changing societal landscape, optisexual individuals navigate without explicit self-identification, experiencing automatic adjustments in gender, sexual preferences, and sex to ensure ongoing optimization of rights, privileges, and benefits.

by Pa-suede-oh-name January 6, 2024

optisexual

Optisexual refers to a person whose gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex, or a combination thereof, are dynamically determined on the fly to maximize rights, privileges, and benefits. The optisexual individual is not obligated to claim, identify, or declare a fixed identity; instead, these aspects change automatically and seamlessly as needed to optimize their societal experiences, adapting for improved rights, benefits, or privileges.

A portmanteau of the words "optimal" and "sexuality".

In a rapidly changing societal landscape, optisexual individuals navigate without explicit self-identification, experiencing automatic adjustments in gender, sexual preferences, and sex to ensure ongoing optimization of rights, privileges, and benefits.

by Pa-suede-oh-name January 6, 2024