Obsolete Avoidance

The act of putting off buying a current product knowing that a new model or updated version will be released in the near future.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Hey, I've just bought myself an Iphone 4s!".

Guy 2: "I think i'm going to use Obsolete Avoidance and wait for the Iphone 5".

by SmudgeJack February 6, 2012

obsolete

"We want to sell you a new one."

That P4 is only 1.2 GHz? How do you get anything done on that obsolete pile?

by nevets February 10, 2005

obsolete

1. Your computer for work
2. Caused by Windows

SAFETY MANUAL TIP #1: Do not sit near obsolete computers
SAFETY MANUAL TIP #2: If your computer is not obsolete, install Windows

by Lusterveil April 27, 2004

obesekettle

Originated from a random word generator, really weird if you ask me

Obesekettle's tiktok account has a different username now!

by KokomisJellyFish March 17, 2022

Aesthetically Obsolete

A nice way of saying you are old as fuck and your looks can no longer attract people.

"i would date you Gladys, if you weren't born in the 1950's and you weren't aesthetically obsolete"

by Frankencastle March 27, 2016

Obsolete

Something that is so old that no one feels the need to use it anymore; see old school or cavemen for more information.

ex. 1: The stubborn man decided to go to work by driving a 1908 Model-T Ford, which was so obsolete that it literally had to be cranked.

by Flaminghorse January 8, 2019

obsolete

one of the greatest albums of all time by one of the greatest bands.

fear factory's version of cars is on the digipak to obsolete.

obsolete is better than digimortal

by slacker jesus March 21, 2004