sows wild oats

Idiom

sow one's wild oats, to have a youthful fling at reckless and indiscreet behavior, esp. to be promiscuous before marriage.

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He's a guy who sows wild oats.

by jimhern January 22, 2011

feeling your oats

When horses are fed oats, they tend to behave more energetically afterward. So if a horse is said to be "feeling his oats" it refers to energetic prancing around the field, or more assertive or excited behavior, and may be literally due to diet. When people are said to be "feeling their oats", it is because the same kind of behavior (higher energy, enthusiasm, assertiveness, or excitement) is observed, even though other causes may be assumed.

Since you're feeling your oats today, would you use some of that energy taking the dog for a walk?

by Scribhneoir January 15, 2014

Quaker Oats

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.

I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!

by a nub November 8, 2018

settle your oats

to calm down or settle down

Damn bitch, why are you yelling, you need to settle your oats.

by ballaforreal May 15, 2009

sow your oats

To lead a promiscuous and self-indulgent lifestyle. Less stylistically, to nail lots of women before you settle down.

Before Frank got married, he spent two years travelling the country sowing his oats. You should sow your oats before you get too old.

by SimpleMindedTed June 9, 2008

Oats one

Is a pussy aka toy who is all talk and can run up anytime bitch

Look at that faggot oats one

by Ozonone bitch May 30, 2016

Octospectatoterian

Octo-spectato-terian
Someone who loves watching people eat octopuses but doesn't prefer to eat octopus.
Person who only prefers to spectate octopuses being eaten and feel finds it exotic.

I decided to break up with my girlfriend after I realized she is an octospectatoterian.
Its weird when a vegetarian is an octospectatorian.

by brocollibaitor July 29, 2019