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oatmeal

Derion: I've been itching lately. I think I have AIDS.
Mariah: Awww, would you like some oatmeal?
by Thatsexychicwithoatmeal January 7, 2013
mugGet the oatmealmug.

Oatmealing

When you're getting head and blow your load and he/she keeps going but doesn't swallow. The jiz on your pelvis from this is known as oatmeal.
I'm cummed in her mouth and she kept going. After she stopped I looked down and there was jiz all over my pelvis. Oatmealing
by RealSans December 30, 2016
mugGet the Oatmealingmug.

Oatmeal

Person a: Not to get all political on you, but what the fuck is oatmeal?

Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is
by That_White_Bitch January 21, 2021
mugGet the Oatmealmug.

oatmeal

The most orgasmic food in the world

it also helps you prevent getting diabetes!
"i just ate some oatmeal."

"My mouth just had an orgasm, because of the delicious instant oatmeal."

"my mom started to freak out and though i was getting diabetes, so to make her stop, i started eating oatmeal. after a week of oatmeal everyday i finally understood that oatmeal was the most amazing thing in the world."
by Championhannahsaurusrex January 31, 2009
mugGet the oatmealmug.

oatmeal

I am so oatmeal right now.
I'm feeling oatmeal where's my porn
Are you oatmeal?
by xXSpiritKeeperXx September 7, 2013
mugGet the oatmealmug.

oatmealing

when you're making out with a really hot bitch and you puke in her mouth
Maaaan...I was so sick yesterday that when me and that bitch hooked up I oatmealed in her mouth, she totally wanted me though.
by Allie Kazoo January 6, 2004
mugGet the oatmealingmug.

Oatmeal

Adjective: Boring as oatmeal, somthing that is dull or plain
English class was so oatmeal today!
by Herdwig December 28, 2005
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