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Oakwood

A theme park in South-West Wales (UK).
Im going to Oakwood this saturday, its going to be amazing.
by Vikki Lewis February 8, 2007
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The Joker Oakwood

A whore who a rat has a crush on who is also known as Karina Hunt/Mackwood
Did you hear a rat wanted to have sex with The Joker Oakwood?
by AriaisaRat August 28, 2021
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Oakwood School

t's artsy fartsy and although filled with druggies, Oakwood is quite academic.

Compared to fancy private schools in the area, people judge it as the least

academic forward. This is quite untrue. Oakwood has some aweeessooome teachers

*cough* steve isoardi*cough* and many more. Ivan makes the music program rawkk.

It's probably pretty hard to get kicked out because of weed or drank. The kids

party non-stop. The girls are skinny. The guys, indie. So stop by and see some

art and buy some overpriced school food that comes with hair in it from the

people who work there and massage each others' backs!

p.s. the girls aren't as ugly as they used to be, we've got some younger grades

goin to bl00m!
"Hahaha l00k! He's lurking! LOL!"

"I go to Oakwood School and i smoke weed every day, but i got a perfect score on my SAT's!"

"I'm a math teacher and i'm going to hit on 8th graders!"
by babeepo June 10, 2009
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oakwood tree

A carnivore. (Don't question the logic)
Person: It must be an oakwood tree. It is eating some chicken.
Me: okay then
by OakTreesAreCarnivores August 18, 2016
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Oakwood Park Grammar School

Broke shithole that spend all their money on doors, stairs and a flagpole. Bike robbed by wannabe pikeys who ride around in L plate motorbikes. Headteacher done for liking a porn tweet (blamed it on Russian hackers). Located next to two other shitholes and a dodgy Londis that sells alcohol to year 8's.
Valentino: "did you know I go to Oakwood Park Grammar School" Callum: "oh no not that shithole"
by Harvey lee November 16, 2021
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Oakwood Park Grammar School

Also called Brokewood, Cokewood, Dopewood and Jokewood, this school is a certified shithole. The headteacher got done for liking a porn tweet and the senior
Leadership team has to save him, some teacher shagged a sixth former and other shit. Also claimed all students are equal but some of you are worse than others.
Jamie: Welcome to Oakwood Park Grammar School, sorry, Brokewood, Cokewood, Jokewood
by ihadsexwithurdad March 8, 2023
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Oakwood

Oakwood is a private school in North Hollywood and is home to the most obnoxious stuck up and brattiest kids in the world. It's boring and expensive and really advertises art and doesn't actually let you take that many academic courses. Besides my small friend group I hate talking to anyone, everyone is very exclusive and gossip-y. Oakwood is known for druggies but honestly that would be more exciting than the rest of the people in my class. You also can't say any pop culture reference without it offending someones celebrity parent.
*At Oakwood*

Have you seen ____its ___ dads/moms new show!
by hello11600 September 30, 2021
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