Oakwood School

t's artsy fartsy and although filled with druggies, Oakwood is quite academic.

Compared to fancy private schools in the area, people judge it as the least

academic forward. This is quite untrue. Oakwood has some aweeessooome teachers

*cough* steve isoardi*cough* and many more. Ivan makes the music program rawkk.

It's probably pretty hard to get kicked out because of weed or drank. The kids

party non-stop. The girls are skinny. The guys, indie. So stop by and see some

art and buy some overpriced school food that comes with hair in it from the

people who work there and massage each others' backs!

p.s. the girls aren't as ugly as they used to be, we've got some younger grades

goin to bl00m!

"Hahaha l00k! He's lurking! LOL!"

"I go to Oakwood School and i smoke weed every day, but i got a perfect score on my SAT's!"

"I'm a math teacher and i'm going to hit on 8th graders!"

Oakwood School by babeepo June 10, 2009

Oakwood Park Grammar School

Broke shithole that spend all their money on doors, stairs and a flagpole. Bike robbed by wannabe pikeys who ride around in L plate motorbikes. Headteacher done for liking a porn tweet (blamed it on Russian hackers). Located next to two other shitholes and a dodgy Londis that sells alcohol to year 8's.

Valentino: "did you know I go to Oakwood Park Grammar School" Callum: "oh no not that shithole"

Oakwood Park Grammar School by Harvey lee November 16, 2021

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Oakwood Park Grammar School

Also called Brokewood, Cokewood, Dopewood and Jokewood, this school is a certified shithole. The headteacher got done for liking a porn tweet and the senior
Leadership team has to save him, some teacher shagged a sixth former and other shit. Also claimed all students are equal but some of you are worse than others.

Jamie: Welcome to Oakwood Park Grammar School, sorry, Brokewood, Cokewood, Jokewood

Oakwood Park Grammar School by ihadsexwithurdad March 8, 2023

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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