Oaked

Oaked(n) is the act of losing in any particular competitive sport / doing bad at something.

"Ted's football team got oaked"

"Lewis is getting oaked"

"Anthony is gonna get oaked on fortnite tonight"

by Repixelated August 4, 2019

Annie Oakes

The clandistine method of asking for ectasy in Ireland

sorry, have you seen my friend annie... annie oakes

by Annie's chum June 4, 2011

Oaten

1.The filipino word for PENIS.

1."Can I touch your oaten?!"
2.Oooh you have a BIG oaten

by filipino grl April 5, 2003

Paul Oakenfold

One of the greatest trance artists of the twenty-first century. Uncanny resemblance to an unshaven, spikey-haired, cool-sauce Mistar Stassi. Known best for his work with the Global Underground and other various albums, including the soundtrack to the blockbuster action movie "Swordfish" starring Wolverine and that fag from "Battlefield Earth".

Contrary to myth, Paul Oakenfold does not possess supernatural powers. However, he does cast Trance Magic when he is low on hit points (known best as a "limit break").

Paul Oakenfold goes to Oslo. Forty Swedes die in a freak "terribly good music" accident.

by Stasis AMK3 January 26, 2004

meaty oaker

How idiots spell mediocre.

Person 1: I feel so meaty oaker sometimes
Person 2: Ever heard of a dictionary?

by Intelligence001 September 13, 2017

Oaked

Oaked(n) The act of losing in a game or a competitive event.

E.g "Ha Lewis just got Oaked in football!"

"Ha Lewis just got Oaked in football!"

Or similarly - "you're getting oaked mate"

by Repixelated August 4, 2019

tom oakes

sexy lead guitarist of pop rock band The Higher.
recently left the higher to start a solo career.

person #1: "That Tom Oakes is so hot right now"
person #2: "You can say that again."

by sarah haase March 26, 2008