Oh God

1. Used in any circumstance when asked or told something dumb

2. When you have no idea what to say “Oh God ” is the first thing you say

Sabrina got burned because she put her hand in a 400 Degree heated oven.

Alyssa replied with, “Oh God”.

by SabbyV March 21, 2020

Oh god

The look on your face when it's midnight and someone you wish you didn't know types in all caps: "OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING"

me: i gtg. gnight

person: OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

me: oh god

person: rap almost looks like the word rape!

(log off)

by flashflashflash November 27, 2011

Oh god

Quite ingenious phrase said in response to being surprised/shocked. Originated in Los Angeles CA in 2008 but came into popular use/vogue in Urving Tx.

VK comes out of the bathroom decked out in velour sweatpants, belly shirt and pigtails with leftover coconut chutney smeared on her cheek

S- Oh god!

by shivuFk January 7, 2009

oh god

when nick runs past a baseball coming to him in the air and then falls down he screams this

nick yelled oh god when he missed the ball

by big ass February 28, 2005

oh god oh fuck

The correct thing to say during the end of the world.

John: *calmly* oh god oh fuck

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 23, 2020

OH GOD, BILL

The absolute funniest porno ever, EVER uploaded to the internet. Bill lays back as what appears to be a wild warthog rides him screaming "OH GOD, BILL" and screaming like a waterbuffalo getting raped by 1300 pygmies. Guarenteed laughter.

I watched the "OH GOD, BILL" video last night. I laughed so hard that whipped cream came out of my ass.

by Huge Cock April 7, 2008

Oh God Why

When your condom breaks

-5 years ago
-Having sex-
-Condom breaks
Woman: what was that honey?
Man: um.. Nothing
-today
Man: Oh God Why

by skosidhjfr September 4, 2016