napalm death

A British band who, in the 80s and then the 90s, helped to start and then define grindcore music. They are still generally regarded as the genres primogenitors. Grind is basically short and fast, with very sludgy guitars and bass and shouty/growly vocals. Short in the extreme sense - Napalm Death's best known record, 1987's Scum, contained 28 tracks in 33 minutes, the longest being just over 2 minutes, and the shortest being 4 seconds. Because of these aspects, grind has obviously never really gotten through to the mainstream. Napalm Death are still going today (Feb 2004).

Napalm Death? Yeah, I've heard them...they're fucking strange. Bloody heavy though!

by sabdo February 8, 2004

napalm kristi

a pseudonym from an unknown writer and blogger

-Have you read napalm kristi's latest?
-No but I did see her last sketch.

by kfurt April 3, 2009

napalm

1.Smells good in the mornin

2.Also believed to hold the true smell of victory
(cant believe no-one did this yet....)

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like … victory."-Apocalypse Now

by Col. Kurtz June 12, 2009

Napalm Nutslap

When your partner uses a propane torch to rid your nutsack of pubes and slaps the fire out

There's nothing like a napalm nutslap to get primed for sexy times

by Bozfelcher November 6, 2018

Napalm

Jelly-like gasoline enclosed in bombs dropped by an airplane. It sticks to whatever it lands on and burns for a long time.

A reported three quarters of all napalm victims in Vietnam were burned through to the muscle and bone (fifth degree burns). The pain caused by the burning is so traumatic that it often causes death.

by Dancing with Fire June 24, 2011

Sexual Napalm

A sexual hold a woman has on you similar to being addicted to drugs.

It can be positive or negative depending on your view.

" Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer

"I know she is not that pretty in the face, but she's like sexual napalm man, I can't shake her." - Some random dude.

by websterschick February 10, 2010

Canadian Napalm

When you microwave Maple Syrup and get 7th degree burns when you spill it on yourself.

Ahhhh! I Canadian Napalmed myself microwaving the pancake syrup.

by muffkin July 15, 2013