Nutwall

A pretentious person who says or writes something that is meant to be profound but ends up being bullshit. Often thinks they are deep but they are just spouting incomprehensible nonsense.

"I read the book for class today and, god, the author sounds like such a nutwall"

by electromyography March 2, 2018

Nutwad

Irrational, unstable, deranged or mentally ill person with whom you are forced to deal in order to get through life.

That old nutwad at the BMV started spewing about her cats. All I wanted was my freaking license.

by Andrew the Coiner January 3, 2009

bums nutsack

used to describe a hot foul odor, such as an unwashed nut sack

god it smells worse than a bums nutsack in here

by ala carte August 22, 2008

Walnut Nutsack

A nutsack that is so wrinkly, that it looks like a walnut.

Woah, the Walnut Nutsack looks like a golden Walnut!

by cyber asscheek December 2, 2014

Nutsack Mayo

I'll let you figure out what this means...But if you don't know: Jizz, Come, Cum, Spunk, Wank, Sperm, Seminal Fluid etc.

Manuel: Hey Carlos I just Totally made that Hoe eat my Nutsack Mayo

Carlos: Wow....smooth real smooth

by Barry Twott May 28, 2013

Nutzac Efron

The sexy version of tea-bagging. Have you ever approached a girl at a bar an asked her to tea-bag you? I'm sure that did not go well. Now try this, ask a girl if she would like a Nutzac Efron? Girls cannot resist anything associated to Zac Efron and before you know it she will be licking your balls.

I gave her a Nutzac Efron and she loved it.

by Nutzac Efron August 7, 2010

Nutsacked

When a man receives a considerable amount of damage to his balls.

"god, did u see the way he landed on his balls? He totally just got nutsacked."

by freethroepr January 1, 2014