noun. Glorious, glorious, saggy ball, usually found with a twin, both holding genetic material required for fertilizing female eggs and between the legs of a human male.
verb. to beat the girthy rod of meat (called, by scientists, a penis) to the point of semen finding its way out of the male nutts. (can be achieved by beating it (o/i)n literally anything, including tables or various orifices on a female)
verb. to beat the girthy rod of meat (called, by scientists, a penis) to the point of semen finding its way out of the male nutts. (can be achieved by beating it (o/i)n literally anything, including tables or various orifices on a female)
by DickholeofJizzJuice November 10, 2017
I went to take a shot while making tacos but realized the cap was still on the bottle. “ I’m the NUTT.”
by Colon lover January 17, 2020
david was drunk and was immediately drawn to the woman across the smokey dance floor bedded her that evening only to find out he had inadvertantly become a nutt
by thomas b walker November 03, 2006
The best archer in the world. Mark Nutt was in the video game "London 2012" in the archery competition, under the country Great Britain.
The catch-phrase became popular after Gavin Free from RoosterTeeth yelled "Mark Nutt!" Every time he shot. The term became popular with the community and was made famous.
The catch-phrase became popular after Gavin Free from RoosterTeeth yelled "Mark Nutt!" Every time he shot. The term became popular with the community and was made famous.
by LukeNukem43 July 15, 2013
When a male masturbates using soap and it irritates his urethra making it painful to ejaculate or urinate. Although not gender specific, women tend to avoid this condition.
My best homie was cleaning his penis, one thing led to another, now he's in the ICU with Stage 4 Soap Nutt. Let's pour one out for my best homie please, Huzzah!
by Borgdaddy Luz August 15, 2020