nutella

Possibly the grossest thing to ever materialize upon the face of the earth. Nutella emerged in 1963, thereon cursing the world with it's disgusting taste, smell and texture.

Nutella looks like shit.

by beccabooboo April 20, 2009

nutella

Slang for wanting to have fun ;)

e.g

TOM: "do you wanna to come back to mine for some nutella"
JADE: "yeah!!!!"

by Joegggg May 13, 2009

nutella

a black or dark (not necesarily african-american) person who has a threesome with two other white people... the white people are the bread.
see wonder bread

C. made a nutella sandwich with S. and F. on Saturday night!

by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

nutella

Spiritual Hazel but spread made with love and perfection made to be used all over the body but specifically the booty and the mouth is exceptable

"DAMN GIRL YOUR BOOTY SO FINE I GOTTA SLAP SOME NUTELLA ON THAT."
"I want a banana let me dip it in nutella."
"My booty is more eye catching with nutella ."
"Nutella on the booty is a trend."
" It'd be more appetizing sucking jimmys twinkle with nutella."

by nutellabooty November 23, 2014

Nutella

God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.

I eat so much Nutella, I actually ejaculate it

by themuseicman May 15, 2006

Nutella

The best thing ever to exist on the face of the Earth. Legend has it that Zeus himself created this rich spread to be devoured by the first man and other gods. Any haters of this bottle of tastegasm shalt be locked away in a shadowy dungeon to be killed for treason against the best taste in the world.

Thing 1: Dude, that chick is so hawt, she is even better than Nutella.
Thing 2: Dude, nothing's better than Nutella.

Thing 1: I'm feeling down, nothing can cheer me up.
Thing 2: Not even Nutella?
Thing: There's nothing in this world Nutella can't fix dawg, give me a spoon and a jar!

by A very good guy May 11, 2013

Nutellaitis

happens when someone eats too much Nutella and dies because of chocolate hazelnut overdose.

she ate sooo much Nutella that she got really sick and the only way we could of saved her was if we had brought her to the right hospital... she got Nutellaitis really fast that night

by hersss December 2, 2010