nut butt jelly

a small blonde girl, who get's good grades, but at the same is incredibly retarded

Lex your new name is NUT BUTT JELLY!!!

by Hoebag818 May 8, 2007

nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.

Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."

by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023

Crunchy Nut Butt

The small nut chunks you find in your feces and/or anus after enjoying Kellogg's delicious new cereal.

I ate three bowls yesterday... here comes the Crunchy Nut Butt.

I was exceedingly disgusted when I wiped and discovered I had Crunchy Nut Butt.

by Hairytickle August 7, 2011

under the nut butt hut

Another term for boxer and/or chonies.

Q: What's another word for a pair of boxers?
A: UNDER THE NUT BUTT HUT YOU BITCH

by TheHighGuyandTheDoN April 21, 2018

butt nut fart

The Butt Nut Fart is an action preformed by 3 people. One must be the butt slapper, another is to be the nut puncher, and the last is to be the one getting hit. The 2 hitter must hit the person at the same time which in turn will cause a fart.

Tom: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Chris: You’ll see
Jeremy and Chris: BUTT NUT FART
*Smack* *punch*
Tom: *Farts*

by ckllol June 25, 2023

nut to butt

a situation where a group of people usually males are packed into a small space and end up extremely close together

Everyone in this elevator is nut to butt.

by heywouldjablowme April 28, 2004

nut to butt

Guys riding 2-up on a motorcycle; or more generally, riding any 2-person device where one individual sits directly behind the other (second person being a male).

I wanted a ride on his motorcycle, but was uncomfortable going nut to butt.

by keeena January 14, 2008