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Nut Nursery

Eight of these are required for creation of a gug.
Yoooo! I just got my 8th Nut Nursery! Holy shit nigga, that's a gug!!
by TNfiend May 30, 2023
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Nursery School Shit

Dealing with friends, family, or co-workers who act like Nursery School Kids... Acting like a kid, when your an adult and should know better...Treating others like a little kid, instead of an a adult. Watching others fight over stupid shit...Adults who tattletale on each other...
'I'm goona tell the boss you took an extra 5 minute lunch!' "You Know What?! Whatever. I'm Not Gonna Get Involed In That. That's Nursery School Shit."
by Vapster2112 December 11, 2010
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Nursery destroyer

A nursery destroyer is someone who takes an interest in younger kids like a nonce but the kids are even younger.
Oi Michael you’re such a nursery destroyer.
by Lewis0341 October 3, 2017
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nursery wank

To go to a child’s nursery and start masturbating
One day big Steve got bored so he went and had a nursery wank over all the little kids
by Benji bobble June 3, 2019
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nursery crime

An act of child molestation or paedophilia that occured while the victim was in the care of the alleged molester or paedophile.
by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
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Nursery

A nursery, or a preschool, is a place that children attend for two years before primary school. In nurseries kids can have fun whilst at the same time get taught.

One method of teaching in a nursery is called Montessori. This method relies on independence and freedom within limits. It is particularly helpful for kids with special needs, such as Autism.

Because the children are young, the teachers would have to be gentle with the kids.
My 3 year old kid called Bob goes to Baker Street Nursery in Stirling. Where does your kid go for nursery?
by FunkDaBeat September 28, 2014
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fat gay nursery

The room where the fat gay baby lives.
If you don't go clean your fat gay nursery, you won't get any bacon!
by veggie soup June 19, 2008
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