nurfing

nurfing: the act of nude surfing; sexting; myspace slut-surfing

Nurfing is the act of adding random sluts within your area or in other area codes over myspace and facebook and getting their number and texting them. Once you get their number, you act like a super douche to them until the nude picture has been sent and then never talk to them again. Make sure that these sluts are at least 18, otherwise it is considered child porn.

Dude1: Hey i was nurfing last night and this bitch on myspace sent me some pics of her from behind and her pussy was fucking huge... here look.

* shows friend the pic*

Dude2: ... that's a fucking nutsack bro.

Dude1: oh... she still looks kinda hot from behind though.

by selir123 September 13, 2011

Nurf

When you're out on a beach and a runaway surf board hits you just below the nose.

Omg! Ryan! You've been nurfed! Let's get you to the hutpital down the street!

by iheartchocolatemilk October 29, 2010

Nurf

a person that shows up at a formal event in a T-shirt and jeans and pretends to be important.

Look at the guy in the brown T-shirt sitting in the brides maid's seat...the Nurf!

by ksrgn September 28, 2008

Nurf

A man who plays with little boys balls.

Man 1: Did you see that buy over there playing with that boys balls?
Man 2: What a Nurf.

by Nerothis September 29, 2010

Nurf Hurder

The thing that cleans the undercarriage of a wookie. Slang term for a tick on your taint.

My Nurf Hurder has gotten some some sort of rash from Jesica's porcupine.

by Hunter12345 July 4, 2010

NURF DEEZ

Usually used along the lines of "straight up" or "keepin' it real", but it's meaning is inevitably irrelevant. Typically found at the end and separate from the statement that it's used with, or standalone. ya dig? It started as bad pronunciations of numbers 9 and 10 in french.

Girl got booty, NURF DEEZ!
Nacho fries! NURF DEEZ!
"Dude my grandma died 10 minutes ago." "Aw damn.. nurf deez."

by t-bag. May 10, 2009

Nurfing

Asian Foreplay. usually consisting of eating Fish food off of ea other.

Dude, Last Night. Daniel and that hot asian chick where totally Nurfing on each other.

by Ubarinnu June 23, 2010