puzzy nuddles

A goofy moron who swats himself on the head with a baseball cap, beanie, or other goody-two-shoes type headwear and bleats "good to see ya" or "have a nice day" over and over again until someone sticks a boot in their ass.

"There goes Mikey the puzzy nuddles, getting on everyone's nerves again with his dorky bullshit."

by Meat Slab June 15, 2006

Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle

A protuberance, growth or other attachment that should otherwise not be on the item to which it is attached.

"Hey, knock that knerdle off the wall".
or
Remove the inedible knurdle from the end of the banana

by Robert Levine April 15, 2003

Nurples

Pregnant woman nipples. Usually grossly distended and the size of dinner plates.

"I wish I'd have the baby already. My nurples are sore."

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle

small amount, pea sized

use only a nerdle of toothpaste when brushing your teeth

by Cathy Mac Donald September 1, 2003

nurdle

describes anything that is small in any shape way or form and it can be used as a noun, adjective or maybe even a verb?

noun: i see a short, cute, little boy and i say.. "awww look at that little nurdle!"

orr: i want a tinyyy bit of your pineapple chunk..so i say, "hi, can i have a nurdle of your pineapple chunk?"

adjective: if i see someone wearing a tight, skanky top i might say.."WOW, that's quite a nurdle top your wearing!"

verb: .............ok nevermind i dont think "nurdle" will work as a verb but if you think of anything please post it!

by nurdlelover123 May 11, 2009

Nurples

The useless "nipples" that are on male cats.

Grey kitty likes it when you rub his nurples.

by Stephen Packard August 6, 2007

Nurcles

No circles. Simple enough.

No.... nurcles!

by GooganNurcles April 14, 2009