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Nuns Cunt

Used to describe an extremely dry thing.
Make us a cup of tea, my Throat’s as dry as a nuns cunt
by Bernardette February 22, 2006
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Ninoshka

A gorgeous girl with many talents. She has many friends and many guys wanting to be with her . She's cute, classy, admirable, and alluring. She is the nicest girl you'll ever meet. Curves and all.
Person 1 : man I want a Ninoshka.

Person 2: me too she's beautiful.
by Angel_goddess April 10, 2017
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Dry as a nuns crutch

My mate Gary wanted to go to the pub, he said his mouth was dry as a nuns crutch
by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011
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An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.
Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos
by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009
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hola niños

someone named max (i think) saying “hola niños” followed by some scream laughing type stuff. it is a popular sound on tiktok with people making tiktoks that say similar things to “when you’re the first one in the online spanish class” followed by the spanish teacher going “hola niños!”
billybob: opens up zoom and is first in spanish class
mrs rodriguez: hola niños!!!!
by sophiebuttons46 June 21, 2020
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Nuno

Legendary surname of super cool persons with stunning good looks and kick ass skills. Traits associated with such persons include, incredibly great timing and luck, the ability to draw all attention in the room, the ability to evoke emotions such as love/lust at first sight, and the ability to hypnotize you and make a groupie out of you.....(beware)

Skills include, SUPER OMEGA DEATH PUNCH and FLAMING SIDEWAYS (10X BETTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS'S) HYPER KICK

Although Nuño is a surname it will most often overshadow any other name in conjunction with it.
"dude dont fkk with that guy...he will Nuno your ass up"

"....aww dude that chick is a total hottie...but shes a Nuno....way out of my league..."

"did you see that hot ass hunk? What a fkkn Nuno....(sighs)"

person 1: "hi, my names David Nuno"
person 2: "WOW, thats a bad ass last name man, can I just call you Nuno?"
by Doctrinaire NUNO December 18, 2009
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