What a numbnuts!
by Bill Kirby July 26, 2003
Get the numbnutsmug. Term of endearment said about someone who states something obvious or does something "Dumb"
Can also be used more harshly to point out someones obvious stupidity. Hence questioning their intelligence.
Can also be used more harshly to point out someones obvious stupidity. Hence questioning their intelligence.
Hey numbnuts, let's make out. (Sucking of face)
or
Ya' think? numbnuts.. (Sarcasm implied) w. head shaking(optional)
or
Ya' think? numbnuts.. (Sarcasm implied) w. head shaking(optional)
by Shawn-V May 20, 2013
Get the Numbnutsmug. Numbnuts (nuhm-nuhts)
Noun
1. The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.
2. An utter disgrace of humanity.
3. One whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.
4. An ignorant, arrogant asshole.
See jerkoff, fuckhead, asswipe, shitfucker.
Noun
1. The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.
2. An utter disgrace of humanity.
3. One whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.
4. An ignorant, arrogant asshole.
See jerkoff, fuckhead, asswipe, shitfucker.
Definition 1 Examples:
The "Let me hold a sheath the wrong way and whip out the knife and slice off my fingers" stupid.
The "let me try to break the sharp end of the knife with my penis" stupid.
The "Let's Try and juggle chainsaws a flamethrower and your mother in law with my ass cheeks" stupid.
The "bash syphillis infected fags with my rock hard cock with a cut on it from me trying to break the sharp end of a knife with it" stupid.
The "Let me hold a sheath the wrong way and whip out the knife and slice off my fingers" stupid.
The "let me try to break the sharp end of the knife with my penis" stupid.
The "Let's Try and juggle chainsaws a flamethrower and your mother in law with my ass cheeks" stupid.
The "bash syphillis infected fags with my rock hard cock with a cut on it from me trying to break the sharp end of a knife with it" stupid.
by ~Seou Kajima June 4, 2005
Get the Numbnutsmug. by ION October 27, 2003
Get the numbnutsmug. An intellectually challenged person.
Although the term would seem self-explanatory, it has no relation to a scrotum condition whatsoever. (not even from standing waste-deep in a gelid water!!!)
Although the term would seem self-explanatory, it has no relation to a scrotum condition whatsoever. (not even from standing waste-deep in a gelid water!!!)
In many a case, Russian private soldiers invading Czechoslovakia in 1968 were numbnuts. The hey I dont know how to work the tap I guess I will just use the force of a hammer to make the water run out of the wall ones
by scribblerus August 22, 2006
Get the numbnutsmug. by Bejesus001 November 9, 2009
Get the numbnutsmug. noun. A medical condition whereby the sufferer has restricted blood flow to the genital region due to having their head jammed up their own ass; expresses most frequently as a mental disorder, and, ironically, seems to have no limiting capacity on the reproductive qualities of the sufferer, frequently quite the opposite affect has been observed.
Person #1: "Goddammit! Why isn't this idiot turning right at this red light, there's nobody in his way?"
Person #2: "He's obviously a numbnuts."
Person #2: "He's obviously a numbnuts."
by The Opster January 31, 2010
Get the numbnutsmug.