numbing gel

n. A gel found in the pharmacy to ease eruption of baby teeth now used by deep throaters who want to be relieved of gagging on a big piece of meat.

Chris painted his throat with numbing gel so he could deepthroat the largest penises around without gagging.

by Richard Black September 5, 2005

numbing mints

Mint that is taken before oral sex, to prevent gagging.

Yo how is your head game so strong?
It’s these numbing mints dude

by RatShit69 August 27, 2022

Eggs of Numbing Inevitability

An alternative name for Kinder Surprise eggs, which pretty much fulfils the English desire for disappointment right to the maximum which is probably why we buy them.

Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.

"Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability"

by True-Bill Bailey; Z dimension May 12, 2009

Mind Numbing

The making of one's mind to feel numb, usually incurred by something either horribly boring or stupid. In the same way that your hand may go numb should you lay on your arm too long, and cut off blood circulation, the mind goes numb if you cut off relevant information for an extended period of time

I was listening to Fox News' mind numbing propaganda and nearly lost my mind today.

by TCT January 16, 2008

Ball Numbing

When a male dips his balls into a vat of liquid nitrogen until they are rock solid, then shatters them with a hammer or heavy object.

Man, I tried ball numbing yesterday, got to regrow my balls again.

by Terawitt January 19, 2020

mind numbing

The term that describes the dull, drowsy, lethargic feeling a woman experiences after the act of skull fucking.

After Kim laid down her head on her pillow after Thurston released his balls into her skull, she called her best friend and described the experience as truly mind numbing.

by brainbutter February 17, 2010

ball numbing

dipping a males ball into liquid nitrogen but icey hot is a okay substatute

his balls must be ball numbing after he dipped his balls into liquid nitrogen

by lmaouwu69 January 19, 2020