Nugget

Nugget - refers to a low tier thing or electronic, or simply a term to refer to out of date tech regardless of quality. Usage popularized by the YouTuber Dankpods.
Have you seen that bootleg iPod Lily bought? It's a total nugget.
by Rupertmurdock November 23, 2022
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Nugget

A) A lump of fried chicken in which the entire KFC franchise is based around

B) A bag of quality marijuana

C) The result of a school prank, in which the victim is distracted, everything is removed from their schoolbag, the schoolbag itself is flipped inside-out, everything is put back in, and the resulting "nugget" is left for the victim to find and de-nugget

D) Parental slang for "idiot"

E) Spontaneous nickname for a child who is excessively cute, funny, innocent-looking, etc.

F) Slang for any large sexual part on a girl's body

G) A small lump of something precious, often gold or fried chicken. Duh

H) A word with multiple definitions of the Urban Dictionary, in which this defintion has been compiled from all the other definitions by a sad guy with nothing better to do with his time.
A) Joe: You wanna go to KFC and grab a nugget or two?

Jim: Nah thanks, I don't wanna have a heart attack. Again.

B) Joe: Where have you been?

Jim: Oh, I was just smokin' mah nugget. It was awesome!

C) Joe: WHAT THE F•CK HAPPENED TO MY BAG?!

Jim: You just got nugget'd, duh! *cracks up*

D) Joe: Oops, I didn't mean to break it!

Joe's mother: Oh Joe, you're such a nugget!

E) Joe: Aww, isn't that baby cute?

Jim: Yeah, he's duch a nugget!

F) Joe: Holy sh•t man! Look at the nuggets on that one!

Jim: I'll ready the lube!

G) Random gold miner: G'day mate! We be diggn' fer gold

Nuggets!

Joe: Why should I care, I got mah KFC nuggets right here.

H) You're reading it right now.
by iDWiA June 12, 2011
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Nuggetize

To amputate all of somebody's limbs, turning them into a nugget.
A man was nuggetized in a car accident today.

After the mugging, she was nuggetized and left to die.
by BANGEXPLOSIVE October 05, 2015
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nugget

A person with no arms or legs.
by JRB July 02, 2003
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Nuggetting

The act of taking a friend's backpack, removing everything, turning the backpack inside out, refilling the backpack, and ziptying it shut. Ziptying the backpack prevents an easy fix to the situation. If done properly and near the end of class, the victim will have to carry their "Nugget" in their arms as they walk down the hall. This can be referred to as the "Nugget Walk of Shame."
I went on a Nuggetting spree fifth period, I got like five!
by benkingofthedirties October 12, 2009
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Nuggeted

Where someone cuts off your arms and legs and leaves you in a field.
Jack: "What have you been up to?"
James: "Not much, I got nuggeted on the weekend"
by Noisievelt64 November 05, 2014
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Nugget

A midget with no legs or arms.
Don't look but that Nugget is checking you out!
by Alex K. K. January 17, 2009
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