ninfriendo

Someone who only hangs out with you because you have the latest console.

"Sam's not really a friend Mom, he only wants to hang out because I have the Xbox 9001. He's a Ninfriendo to the max."

by Youredoingitwrong June 4, 2016

nonfriending

The act of neither confirming nor ignoring a facebook friend request, thereby leaving the friend request that is "awaiting confirmation" hovering in your friend request box indefinitely, leaving the requester completely powerless.

Janie: Hey, did you ever respond to that friend request from Kathleen?

Elena: No way! I totally nonfriended her. She can keep waiting.

Janie: Nonfriending is the only way to go with that crazy bitch. You wouldn't want her to facestalk you anyways.

by the antifriend February 9, 2010

nonfriendable

Can't make friends with

I was feeling nonfriendable today because he laughed at me.

by adiedoll January 20, 2015

Nofriendo

Slang used for a gamer that does nothing but play video games his whole life.

Fuck that kid, let him go play his Nofriendo

by Brian Ming September 17, 2005

Nofriendo

No friends as the direct result of playing too many video games.

He just sits around playing Nofriendo all day.

Too much nintendo leads to Nofriendo.

by ninjet June 11, 2006

nofriends

having or possessing no friends or companions due to excessive or chronic faggotness.

"lookit that nofriends"

by buckleylovesrobbie February 3, 2010

nofriendo

An electrical item, such as an MP3 player or mobile phone that causes someone to be out of touch with people surrounding them.

There's no point talking to David, he's just picked up his mobile phone. When he's using any nofriendo, he doesn't bother to talk with his friends.

by djSharpy April 25, 2010