"lookit that nofriends"
by buckleylovesrobbie February 3, 2010
Get the nofriends mug.I have no friends.
by Veryextremelyamazinglylonelyma January 24, 2021
Get the I have no friends mug.(Talking to self): Joe and Bob decided I am so bad at making jokes that i'm not good enough so I have no friends.
by Blonde_jelyfish March 12, 2017
Get the I have no friends mug.by Woohzal March 11, 2008
Get the Nigel No Friends mug.Bobby- HAHAA you have no friends, loser.
Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.
Bobby- HAHa you loner.
Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.
Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.
Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.
Bobby- That's what friends are for.
her- true dat
Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.
Bobby- HAHa you loner.
Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.
Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.
Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.
Bobby- That's what friends are for.
her- true dat
by Me me self and I April 17, 2010
Get the you have no friends mug.A not-boyfriend. A boy who'll spend all his free time with a girl, shag her loads, say lovely things to her, even go on holiday with her - but then vociferously deny that anything is going on between them, even though it appears to the outside world as if they've having a relationship.
N.B. Girls can also do this to boys, but it seems to be more common the other way round.
N.B. Girls can also do this to boys, but it seems to be more common the other way round.
"So what's going on with Jim and Becca then? Are they going out?"
"Well - when they're out in public he'll pretend he's not with her, so he can scope out other girls, but they spend all their time together, and it's obvious they really like each other. He's totally noyfriending her."
"Well - when they're out in public he'll pretend he's not with her, so he can scope out other girls, but they spend all their time together, and it's obvious they really like each other. He's totally noyfriending her."
by Helen1986 July 17, 2006
Get the Noyfriend mug.The disease of the lonely and pathetic, characterized by a marked lack of any sort of friends. It is speculated that not even the mother of one with this condition even cares for him or her, and there is no known cure nor will there ever be one.
"Why does this guy keep trying to hang with us all the time? He's like a satellite..."
"Oh, he's got no friends. Must be nofriendsdiseaseitis."
"Oh, he's got no friends. Must be nofriendsdiseaseitis."
by Daem0n February 10, 2009
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