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Nopter Copter

a fancy/ classy ass way for saying no
"hey, ummm, well, i really like you and i wa-a-as wondering if you wanted to go to the danc-"
"NOPTER COPTER"
by the cringey meme kid September 29, 2017
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Technologically neutered

To strip technology of all meaningful features, thereby violating its original intent to solve problems in an automated way. This is typically done by an enterprise through a series of decisions made by folks with no understanding of technology, e.g. legal or risk. Fears that drive to these decisions are typically focused on trying to prevent behaviors through technology limitations, without isolating that the issue is the behavior. The end result will likely be a set of technology that looks similar to the current technology set, just with a different look and feel on top of a fundamentally rearchitected platform typically costing millions of dollars.

The approach would be equivalent to not allowing knives in the cafeteria for fear of stabbings vs not hiring people who won't stab each other. Only technologically neutering costs much more.
They technologically neutered the SharePoint environment by removing everything but the list and document library. It is no longer usable for its core collaboration functions.

We have technologically neutered our mobile email by not allowing attachments.

They technologically neutered their CRM by turning off the workflow features.
by ColdheartedMatt May 8, 2012
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A college you went to but never graduated.
Carl is visiting his Alma Notter, Ball State University. You know, the school he got kicked out of because he never went to class.
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Neutered

my dog got neutered so he would stop humping things
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Neutered Carpet

A shaved pubic region, where the hair has just slightly grown back.
My neutered carpet itched so bad during class.
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Notter Pops

The generic knock off freeze yourself popsicle sold at most grocery chains. Usually come in red net bags of 100 or more. Much cheaper than the name brand Otter Pops (R) with very little to differentiate with taste and quality.
I have saved a fortune this Summer buying the kids bags of Notter Pops and they don't seem to notice the change.
by Omega Thy Gawd August 18, 2011
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neuter harness

The restraint of one’s manhood.
That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.
by King Smethnic III July 28, 2019
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