Nought

A word to describe your asshole/arsehole/anus

A gave her/him/them one up the nought

My nought is on fire this morning after that curry last night

by cannonpants August 12, 2023

nought

a woman's back passage that you want to get all up in

"I'd tongue that nought"

by big snoop dogg November 28, 2004

Nought to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis

*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

after-nought-o'clock

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).

After-nought-o'clock.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025

mid-after-nought-o'clock

1- 3:00 AM.
2- The middle of the postmidnight.

Mid-after-nought-o'clock.

by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025

nought-o'clock

1- 12:00 AM.
2- The middle of the nighttime.

Nought-o'clock.

by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025