Nought

A word to describe the anus/asshole/arsehole

I gave her/him/them a good shafting up the nought

My nought is on fire after last night's curry

by cannonpants August 12, 2023

nought

a woman's back passage that you want to get all up in

"I'd tongue that nought"

by big snoop dogg November 28, 2004

Nought to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis

*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

before-nought-o'clock

Period from 6:00 PM to 11:59 PM.

Before-nought-o'clock.

by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025

after-nought-o'clock

Darkness period between midnight and dawn.

After-nought-o'clock.

by ÑÑÇÇÇÑÑÑÑÑ September 11, 2025

mid-fore-nought-o'clock

1- 21:00 (9:00 pm).
2- The middle of the evening.

Mid-fore-nought-o'clock.

by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 9, 2025