Nought

A word to describe the anus/asshole/arsehole

I gave her/him/them a good shafting up the nought

My nought is on fire after last night's curry

by cannonpants August 12, 2023

Nought

A word to describe your asshole/arsehole/anus

A gave her/him/them one up the nought

My nought is on fire this morning after that curry last night

by cannonpants August 12, 2023

Nought to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis

*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

after-nought-o'clock

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).

After-nought-o'clock.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025

mid-after-nought-o'clock

1- 03:00 (3:00 am).
2- The middle of the after-nought-o'clock.

Mid-after-nought-o'clock.

by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 9, 2025

Nought to sort

When someone who used to be ugly, becomes very attractive. From a 'nought' or 'zero out of ten', to a 'sort', a term used to describe attractive people by some Londoners and Cockneys.

Man 1- "Oi, mate, you seen that bird , Chantelle, these days?"
Man 2-"Yeah geez, she used to be clapped as hell but now she's gorgeous"
Man 1-"Proper nought to sort"
Man 2-"Trust me"

by Gabalarr April 19, 2016