Nought

A word to describe the anus/asshole/arsehole

I gave her/him/them a good shafting up the nought

My nought is on fire after last night's curry

by cannonpants August 12, 2023

Nought

A word to describe your asshole/arsehole/anus

A gave her/him/them one up the nought

My nought is on fire this morning after that curry last night

by cannonpants August 12, 2023

Nought to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis

*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

nought-o'clock

1- 00:00 (12:00 am).
2- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the day (period of 24 hours) and the beginning of the next day (period of 24 hours).
3- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the evening and the beginning of the after-nought-o'clock.
4- The middle of the nighttime.

Nought-o'clock.

by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 9, 2025

after-nought-o'clock

Period from 12:00 AM to 5:59 AM.

After-nought-o'clock.

by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025

mid-fore-nought-o'clock

1- 21:00 (9:00 pm).
2- The middle of the evening.

Mid-fore-nought-o'clock.

by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 9, 2025