Sterile Steve

A person named Steve whose lack of interest in women makes him look sterile. Commonly known as "The Sterile". Never try to unsterile The Sterile, that just leads to misconceptions and awkward looks from his roommate. He also thinks he can play the guitar really well and he thinks his voice is like heaven and posts videos of him doing that on YouTube. These videos if seen could prevent him from ever getting a job anywhere because they are so horrendous.

-His name does not have to be Steve to because a Sterile Steve-

What a Sterile Steve!!!

by loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 15, 2010

sterile slap

If you are scrubbed into a surgery and it comes to light that you have made a very large mistake in patient management, the attending surgeon may "sterile slap" you. A sterile green towel is placed on your head and the attending slaps you with his hand. This technique maintains the sterile field.

Jon got sterile slapped by Dr. Mutumbo when he found out that he forgot to check the patient's blood work before he scrubbed in.

by drwmutumbo October 24, 2009

philin sterile

A state of not being able to have their own biological children. Alternatives: using test tubes, aboption from a child protection agency, or hire somebody who doesn't shoot blanks and\or are able to conceive.

Husband: 'I wish I wasn't philin sterile.'

Wife: 'Sigh.......Me too.'

Friend: 'There are other ways to have children.'

Husband and Wife: 'Praise the Lord!''Our prayers have been answered!'

by pureehc October 4, 2009

sterile dangle

A male organ that not only can't get hard, but also can't emit baby-producing ejaculate. Both sterility and erectile dysfunction are involved- a double whammy for sure.

That roided out football player may be huge, but he probably has a sterile dangle.

by TrimHits July 1, 2015

Sterile Sheryl

The process of micturating in a woman's vaginal cavity while copulating; peeing in some sluts puss.

Before Ashlyn even knew it, Bradford had sweetly given her a Sterile Sheryl.

by the d00d September 21, 2006

Sterile Dale

A self gratifying act performed by males that involves pulling the penis back between the legs, and urinating into thine own self's anus.

"I was really bored last night, so I gave myself a Sterile Dale, because my piss is, yanno, sterile. It was a blast!"

by Theirs creep January 7, 2014

Sterile Gerald Bell

A person that frequents the UL Lafayette male bathrooms who advertises free rim jobs on the bathroom wall.

Sterile Gerald Bell gives free rim jobs.

by Will Mudge October 25, 2004