Nosed

The act of inserting your nose into a baby's vagina if it is a girl, or sticking the baby's penis in your nose if it is a boy.

I totally nosed Sophie's baby. I need some counseling.

by Baby Thrower 2000 May 1, 2009

nosed

To be jewed.

Dude, he totally nosed all my pot.
Yeah man, you got totally jewed.

by Doug March 12, 2004

Nosed

When a guy has a particularly large nose and a girl sits on his face and the guy's nose acts as a sex toy for the girl's clitoris until she orgasms.

Girl 1: "Jaiden let me sit on his face last night and totally nosed me."
Girl 2: "He does have a pretty big schnoz."

by K.K.T June 16, 2017

Nosed the nug

When your brown nosing and you accidentally get your nose caught up in a dingleberry

Yo man I was eating Teresa's ass last night and I fucking nosed the nug!

by MuffinManxXX August 23, 2020

Nosed Baby

a type of aura type shi some1 like eva green or winona ryder or krysten ritter or nettspend

yo dat nigga a Nosed Baby fo sho lol

by imtrynalickevagreensmoles May 27, 2024

Nosed Baby

type of aura you can't rlly explain you'll just know it when you see it

Eva Green is such a nosed baby

by imtrynalickevagreensmoles May 28, 2024

Hard-nosed

A tough, straightforward, take-no-prisoners way of carrying oneself. Hard-nosed people may not be sensitive or tactful, but they are gritty and tackle problems head-on.

Person 1: Heard about some guy named Collin Klein today, apparently he's in the Heisman race..?

Person 2: Yeah bro, he's the quarterback for K-state. That kid plays old school hard-nosed football.

OR

Marine 1: You hear about the gunny sarge? He took a bullet to the leg and didn't even notice. Wiped out the whole sniper nest by himself.

Marine 2: That hard-nosed SOB.

by FisherofMen October 20, 2012