norton 

mass moutache found on a girls upper lip.

john: WOW man, did you see the norton on that chick?

troy: yeah man, poor jessie.

norton by sexybeastss95 September 18, 2009

norton 

extremely bad-ass and cool motorcycle, no longer produced. Built in England, had a great racing heritage in its day. the original "superbike", per Motor Cycle News (UK) magazine 1968 for the then-new 'Commando" model. All current super bikes owe homage to the Norton brand

rube on Sportster- "Norton, who makes that?"

dude on Norton- "Norton, dick, can't you read, oh, I guess not, Harloid!"

rube- "I'll kick your ass!"

dude- "Catch me, jerk-off!" (zooms off, out runs Sportster, Sportster crashes in corner, rube dies, Norton guy goes to funeral and picks up deceased guy's girl, rides off on Norton, fucks her in nearby field)

norton by creature of habit February 26, 2008

Norton 

To eat bagel

I would love to norton

Norton by TSM_NarrowDuck January 12, 2019

Norton 

noun ~

A self-induced, catastrophic error or misjudgment. Resulting in miserable outcomes, property damage or personal injury. Occasionally near fatal.

caused by poor reasoning, carelessness, insufficient knowledge and general stupidity. Often the result of substance induced dilutions of competence, far exceeding ones actual competency.

SPRAY SPAINTING HIS BATHROOM FLOOR WITH TRIMCLAD. WITH LITTLE TO NO VENTILATION, WAS A REAL NORTON MOVE. THE SUBSEQUENT FIREBALL AND EXPLOSION WAS TO BE EXPECTED. WITH THE LIT PILOT LIGHT NEAR BY.

YOU REALLY PULLED A NORTON BY TRYING TO BUILD THIS DECK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, NO WONDER IT COLLAPSED.

I DONT THINK THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA NORTON. YOUR GOING TO HURT YOURSELF.

Norton by NortonTdot March 20, 2023

norton 

A town in SE Mass that is famous for there world famous, "House of Pizza" run by a loveable towny called "Gringo". It is also the only public place in town that still allows smoking.

When in Norton stop by Norton House of Pizza and ask that bitch Gringo to get you a pizza.

norton by Spaz Hates Norton May 23, 2006

norton 

An obnoxiously huge book used in honors' literature. Short slang name for it's full name: The Norton Anthology of British Literature.

Lucy: Dude, I forgot my Norton at home!
Bob: That book's heavier than a brick, don't even worry about it.

norton by Toothache fest January 26, 2009

Norton 

A horribly stupid act; To never grow as a person; A fungus found on the bottom of your nut sack.

1. You just pulled a Norton. 2. You are so immature, you such a norton. 3. I need some cream to clear up the Norton growing under my nuts.

Norton by malooxmike July 16, 2008