Northerner

Northerners are unfortunate folk. Poorly educated with a chip on their shoulder so large they often walk with a slight list. They enjoy weekly pilgrimages to the holy place they call 'Netto' the only known place whereby the carrier bags cost more than the products. Whilst there, they will demonstrate their budgeting skills, often having to choose between powdered milk for one of their many offspring or cigarettes. You can identify a northerner by their apparel, firmly stuck in the 80's shell suits remain in fashion and fake tan sells so quickly the select few who completed their education, cannot replenish the shelves fast enough, it has been said that some northern girls have taken to using creosote.

In conclusion, northerners should be kept in caged enclosures, and remain incarcerated until they fully grasp the English language.

Dave: Hey mate, I've just moved from Leeds, looking for some work in the capital.

James: You're a Northerner?

Dave: Erm... yes... *sighs*
James: You know where the door is.

by MissQue January 19, 2011

Northerned

Disoriented, lost.

I do not know where we are, once we made a right turn I felt northerned.

by littoj March 11, 2015

northern

An adjective to describe something alien to you and your current state of mind.

"Happy birthday mum! Here's a fax machine!"
"Oh dear... it must be northern."

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

northern downpour

trigger song for fans of panic! at the disco. northern downpour is ryan ross and brendon urie's love song, but ryan is one shady bitch and left the band like a year l8r. it is slow and emotional and will make a yeemo cry. some yeemos are long-lasting and immune, so they won't cry but they are crying inside. these immune yeemos are scary and will most likely northern downpour other yeemos.

immune yeemo: "lmao wanna listen to my sick mixtape"

yeemo: "sure"

*northern downpour plays*

yeemo: *breaks down in tears*

immune yeemo: *cackling maniacally*

by atticsalt July 24, 2018

Northern Downpoured

When someone plays Northern Downpour without a warning leaving you to be a crying mess.

I just got northern downpoured and am about to go throw cheese whiz out my window.

by SailorSkye August 3, 2017

Northern Downpour

Sad song about ryden.

Prepare to cry
*northern downpour starts playing*

by afycso March 18, 2017

Northern Rock

Northern Rock, like its family member Southern Rock, relies on a soulful to the heart approach to music. Drawn upon pure inspiration Northern Rock attempts to honor the indigenous people of the region with soulful guitar, provocative rhythmic drums, poignant flowing basslines, and down to earth lyrical flows.

Band/Genre References: Pressured Speech, Kid Rock, Modern Blues, One Love, and Pink Bass.

When it's so cold my nuts are freezing off, I enjoy listening to Northern Rock, it thaws them out.

by Dirk Juice October 5, 2020