North Korean Election

When there's an election, but only one candidate is running.

"I was gonna go vote for mayor, but I found out there was only one person running for it, it was a North Korean Election."

by koolmin23 November 9, 2019

North Korean Microwave

The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.

Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.

The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.

John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday

Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?

John: 1.43rpm

by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II January 28, 2023

North-Korean abortion

Person 1- "do you know what a "north korean abortion is?"

Person 2- "I dunno?"

Person 1- "It's where you let your child actually be born and raised in north korea..."

Person 2- "I learned something today..."

Kim-jong il is an example of a "North-Korean abortion"

by MUCHO May 29, 2012

North Korean Nettypot

When a woman jerks a man until near ejactulation, then the man pins down the woman and shoves his dick up one nostril and ejactulats causing the cum to run out the other nostril.

"Hey dude I just saw Jimmy Dean give Betty Crooker the North Korean Nettypot! It was soooo hot!"

by Sammy Lyons January 4, 2015

North Korean Depth Charge

The act of someone taking a shit on another persons pillow by shitting in the pillow case so the victim doesn't see it leading to a smelly nights sleep because of the fat turd you left in their pillow case.

"During camp I pranked a counselor by leaving a north korean depth charge in his pillow case and thats why for the last 2 weeks of camp he was in a shitty mood."

by T-rent October 16, 2018

North Korean Bulldog

When she's blowing you, you say hang on I gotta sneeze. Then nut in her nostrils

Hang on lemme North Korean bulldog my bitch before I come over. Hehe!!

by Queef meister October 17, 2020

North Korean Food

Slang for non-existant.

Grandma: Eat up
Me: But I'm full.
Grandma: No you're not. Keep eating.
Me: Fine. I'll eat North Korean Food

by A4775 January 7, 2021