North Jersey

a land of contrast, where the factories and poor towns are about 15 miles south of Manhattan,where the middle class towns are about 5-20 miles west of Manhattan, and where The Rich Towns entire Bergen, Passaic, Western Essex,a dn north Union County. Also where there are at least 1 mall close to your house that has stores like Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Cartier, and Burberry. If you could choose anywhere to liv in the world, choose North Jersey, Beacuse its got a beautiul landscape, is really rich, and has easy access to the largest city in the USA!
Q: Where are you from??
A: North Jersey
Q: Wow, you must be rich, Right??
A: SUPER rich, you mean
by North Jersey Boi August 11, 2005
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The highly evolved, socially, culturally, and intellectually advanced northern half of New Jersey. Unlike South Jersey folk, when we speak, we communicate intelligent, meaningful thoughts that are not muddied by some pseudo-Philly/Alabama accent. Our neighborhoods are beautiful and historic with green lawns, towering maples and tasteful homes. We do not consider a trailer park a "community." Our time is occupied by endeavours much greater than smoking weed and guzzling cheap beer in a clearing while yammering on endlessly about the Eagles. In North Jersey you can go out to dinner every night for a month and never have the same type of food twice. South Jersey is pretty much all hoagies and Tasty Cakes. Our public schools are consistently tops in the nation, and produce people who are highly successful in their chosen fields. North Jersey is a wonderful, livable place, and any objective outsider would choose to settle here over South Jersey every time. After all, the shore is just a quick car ride from any town in Bergen County. When you're done, you have the luxury of driving home to your amazing Victorian up north. Whereas Pineys are faced with the grim reality of piling, shirtless, into their beat-up truck and returning to a nasty "mobile home community." But not before a stop at the local Wawa for Miller Lite, Marlboros, and a tin of Copenhagen for Grandma.
Me: "Chris, if you and Jennie are interested, Sue and I are headed down to Wildwood for the weekend."

Chris: "No thanks, I'll just watch Deliverance on Netflix instead. North Jersey is far superior"
by Zillman September 10, 2011
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The best place ever. We use SPRINKLES, not jimmies, we like the yankees/mets, not the eagles, and we like subs, not hoagies.I come from there, trust me, it IS the best place ever. I love it there.
North Jersey owns South Jersey
by Thegreatgeno May 12, 2007
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The quinessential NJ. With well over 50 diners and 4 malls within a twenty minute radius from my house, it don't get much better than this.
Dur yer frum nort jerzeye u sure dem do talkin' funnie. HEY PAW GIT ME MA SHUTGUN ES UNDERNEAT DA CONFEDRAT FLAG!
by dennis February 06, 2004
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Part of Jersey that is VERY close to New York and seems more city-like than South Jersey. South Jersey residents love to hate on us North Jersey people because we are more advanced and don't depend on hoes and beers to have fun. Yes, i admit that South Jersey is a nice place to go for the summer, but what the fuck to they do when summer's over? It's a lame ass area once it gets a little breezy. They also seem to be a bit racist, considering that they crack on North Jersey people for their mix of races. Don't be jealous cuz we're more divorce. Most of South Jersey is occupied by ignorant whites who give latinos and african americans the only dirty looks when they visit. South Jersey=Lame. So what if north jersey has some rougher neighborhoods. It just shows that the residents there could adjust to different, harder environments. They don't have to stay in their little simple boring towns in South Jersey.
Megan: Oh My Gahhd! Im from South Jersey & i absolutely love it there !!!

Me: Lame -__-

*North Jersey is where i'm at ;D
by XXiStateFactsXX July 05, 2009
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The richer, classier side of New Jersey.

Hated by South Jersey because we use their shores then return home to our nicer, larger houses and better school systems.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: New Jersey
Person 1: So are you a guido or something?

Person 2: No; I'm from North Jersey
by indignantbear June 06, 2011
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A place with good bagels, great pizza, White Castle, crazy parties, hot girls, and insane, yet clever drivers.
Warning: Show up with a Red Sox or Phillies hat, and we'll beat your ass.

Made up of:
-Bergen County.
-Passaic County.
-Hudson County.
-Union County.
-Morris County.
-Essex County.
Go ahead, call us Bennies. South Jersey would be nothing without North Jersey.
by northjerseybitch. May 19, 2010
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