normster

A person that is not quite hipster, not quite normal, the best of both worlds. Person that does not posses the typical qualities of a hipster (VERY judgemental, tight pants, always wears scarfs, complicated hairdo, claims to be in a band, drinks only PBR, lives off mom and dad, complains, denies being a hipster, superiority towards non-hipsters) and a normal person but has qualities of both. Person that knows hipsters but doesn't fit the typical hipster look. Has more of fashion sense more than a normal but does not try so hard to look like a hipster. A tweener of both worlds. Possess both positive qualities of a hipster and a normal.

hmmm he's got a hip shirt on but the pants arent too tight. yup, that's a normster there.

by nrabanal May 23, 2008

knob noster

Not to be confused with the jean noster, a knob noster is when a chick gives a guy a handjob using breast milk as lube. When the guy finishes, she cleans everything up with her mouth, then spits "knob noster" in his face.

When Allison was done giving Adam a handjob with her breast milk, she cleaned off his cock with her mouth, and spit knob noster in his face.

by JustGotKnobNostered January 2, 2011

norstrom

Super sexty and hot individual with great stamina and drive, both in the bedroom and in the streets.

That guy went all night he was such a " Norstrom"

by Sades2hott June 5, 2017

nobster

A person who is such a nob, they receive this title on the basis that it is their occupation - as if they are employed to be a nob.

Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.

Normal Person 1: Yeh, so as I was saying, Charlton are going to get relegated and the spurs to take all

Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again

Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?

Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.

by Willis McGee July 16, 2006

Knob nobster

When your penis slips out of her mouth and goes in her nose...the end

That bitch is sodumb.She got me OFF on A knob nobster!!!
Fucking whore

by JaZ jaZ March 4, 2017

nonster

Not a monster; usually used in a context of transformation.

It took bad lighting and good rum tonics to transform her into a nonster.

by Master Christ St. John June 16, 2006

knob noster

When a guy gets head then it is finished with a sneeze on the dick.

Yo man this ho gave me a knob noster last night, I busted a nut all over her face after!

by feck nishes May 24, 2009