Norasexual

(Nor-uh-seck-shoo-all)

1. (N) A being, typically a person, who has not so uncommon tendencies to desire a female- usually Nora herself, whether the predetermined sexual orientation dictates the being's choices or not.
2. (V) Having an odd, but reasonable temptation and attraction for Nora, admiring her as serious as an addiction, and lusting in defiance of one's predisposition to like/love anyone who isn't Nora.

--"Will you go out with me?" "No. Sorry, I'm Norasexual."

--"I'm breaking up with you.... It's not you... It's me.... I'm Norasexual."

-- Youth: "Mom, Dad? I'm.... Norasexual."

Parents: "We're so proud of you!"

--"We're here, we're Norasexual, get used to it!"

--"LGBTQIA-N"

by The_1_that_got_Away_Baha February 4, 2010

normiesexual

being sexually attracted to only normies/locals

Dylan: Did you hear John came out??
Ed: So what if he’s a normiesexual I accept him for who he is.

by normiesexual April 7, 2019

nerdosexual

A heterosexual male who is getting enough sex to not need to go out and look for it, often times not needing pron to survive, hence, when presented with a picture of a naked woman with some sort of technology, they will notice the technology first.

My girlfriend surprised me with a 360 Elite and some slinky lingerie for my birthday.

Yeah? What was she wearing?

Oh, you know, the normal black case and silver CD tray.

You are such a nerdosexual.

by The_Colonel October 14, 2008

mormosexual

A man whose mannerisms make it obvious that he is homosexual--triggering most people's gay-dar--but lives a heterosexual, closeted lifestyle because of his LDS (Mormon) faith.

Lyle sure has an immaculate attention to detail, and ever since he saw the movie Juno he's always giggling about the term "pork sword." Even though he and his wife have six kids, I think he's a total Mormosexual.

by ReverendTed December 9, 2008

Northsexual

Northsexual is where you only have sex in Canada

Northsexual

I'm Northsexual and proud

by Sexualegg January 21, 2022

Nomosexual

You were previously attracted to the opposite sex, but then you no longer were due to an incident and you're not gay, making you "nomosexual".

All my previos girlfriends kept fucking around with my so I've decided to go nomosexual

by Nomosexual April 5, 2009

Narcosexual

A Person Who Prioritizes Drugs Or They Drug Of Choice Over Females/Males. You Could Say That Person Replaces Sex With Drugs Or They Love For Drugs Outweighs They Love For Sex

Kusta Chose To Smoke Some Weed Over Sex The Other Day, He Is Definitely A Narcosexual.

by Narcosexual November 26, 2017