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njomps

A person who acts silly or is a stupid minded fool.
That teacher called our class a butch of "njomps" whatever that means.
by Wtf_You_Mean_im_wrong February 18, 2023
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noops

A feline creature commonly known as a cat.
Known for savageness and surviving asphixiation in sub zero temperatures in the Himalayan Mountains.
The cutest bundle of fluff ever to grace the foreign country of Swaziland.

Noops, the only one of its kind, leads the feline race with power and discipline.
Amazingly cunning, piss it off and IT WILL F***ING KILL U using only its left centre whisker....
Noops is a furry animal that purrs and miaow. A small domesticated mammal that has soft fur, sharp claws, pointed ears, and, usually, a long furry tail, and makes characteristic purring or miaowing sounds.

Cats are widely kept as pets or to catch mice or irritate the owners in one specific household in the country of Swaziland.
by Zoal Bucket November 5, 2010
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Noopsie

Stroppy, arsie, disgruntled. Usually typified by facial expression/body language. It means less than furious and and more than cross.
What's wrong with X? I told her/him that (add anything negative) and they were noopsie. noopsy
by Stoodly September 30, 2010
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noops

1. A word used to show consent.
2. An exclaimation of joy, or one's presence.
3. A word used to show disagreement.

It's spoon backwards mother bitches!
And just about the best mother fizucking words in the world.
1. Don't you think my dog has a huge cock? Yeah man, Noops.
2. Noops assclowns Jay Dizzle in the fucking hizouse.
3. Wouldn't you fuck Martha Stewart?
Ah fuck man, noops, what shitshower is wrong with you?
by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004
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Noomesque

Seymour came up behind Enid as she stood in front of the mirror and admired her diminished waistline. “Noomesque,” he said with gusto.
“Let’s go to bed,” she assented.

On the phone to Justine in Paris, Polly asked how measuring out her cassoulet was affecting her weight. “Le poids,” you mean,” snickered Justine. “Still positively Noomesque.”

“Panda, you’re the last person I’d think would do Noom,” says JoJo.
“I know,” says The Good One, grimacing, “but intermittent fasting suits my budget, and I will be Noomesque until pops venmo's mama a quid or two.”
by Hifalutin! February 8, 2022
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Noomp

If you called someone a noomp that would mean you called them an idiot.
by Th3Wi530n3 December 12, 2020
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Noomp

“My girlfriend is such a noomp, I’m so lucky.”
by Ananymouse27/4 August 13, 2021
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