Pot Noodler

A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.

The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.

by darloborn&inbred July 24, 2010

Noodlerob

To use web filtering software or "censorware" in order to unblock a banned web address at a school or university campus.

"No, that website was blocked so I had to noodlerob it."

by GokuJake May 22, 2008

dookie noodler

The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.

"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"

"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."

"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"

by rubtwostix October 10, 2011

szechuan noodler

A sex act in which a mixture of earth worms and szechuan sauce are inserted into a woman's vagina before and during copulation.

She was looking for something extreme and so he gave her a szechuan noodler.

by AbeTree October 8, 2012

Spooky Noodler

When your girl is asleep and the guy smacks his meat on her forehead, thus spooking her with your noodle!

"Hey I gave my girl that spooky noodler this morning"

by Spook Doodle July 11, 2019

Noodlie

a small dirty blonde colored creature, interested mostly in eating, sleeping and other small things called 'luis'. Ocassionly ventures from its home to socialize, though prefers more isolation. Can become violent when irritated, but is generally a good pet.

Ahh! look at the Noodlie running down the steps with a bad minton racket!

by AngieObviously November 1, 2004

noodler

Pedantic know-all who never stops talking and takes every opportunity to insert themselves into any conversation regardless of social decorum at the hope of being perceived as a pundit with boundless knowledge.

"I noodled around and found that what you really mean to say xyz..." - That guy is a fucking noodler, he never shuts up.

by libationlibrarian August 26, 2004