Noobanese

Root words noob, newb, and noob.

1. The native language of the noobs.
2. A person of noob ancestry.

. Im sorry what did you say? I don't speak noobanese.
. Hey guyz im new, can ihave free itemss? kthnx!
. omgwtf, lag.
. Bullshhit fuckin cheater hax mother bitch hax0r newb.

by Dark6 September 11, 2005

noobacabra

a noob that is beyond the barrier. Someone so nooby they should be slapped with a raw trout.

Drew is a noobacabra

by Colin W. November 23, 2006

Noobgasm

When someone seems noobish by getting excited in a game just because he/she did a simple feat such as a head shot runnin someone over, etc.

Noob: Oh my god did you just see that awsome kill. I just got a head shot.whooo hooo that reminds me of the time i got a splatter on halo it was awsome!!!!

Me:Dude stop havin a Noobgasm.

by Jeremy Rodriguez May 3, 2008

noobgrammer

n00b·gr4m·m3r (noun):
A programmer with noob programming or logic formulation skills; direct opposite of PROgrammer.

Dude1: "Woohoo! I managed to write a complex Python program!"
Dude2: "Lemme see dude!"

*Dude2 looks at Dude1's code*

print ("Hello" + " " + "World" + "!")
print ("I'm" + " " + "so" + " " + "1337" + "!")

Dude2: "This is complex huh? You're a noobgrammer dude!"

by PR0GR4MM3R July 5, 2013

Noobraham Lincoln

What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.

A: Hey, check out my beard man!

B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?

A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.

B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.

by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008

noobmaster69

a bitch who spends his entire life in his mom's basement with their arms up their ass

noobmaster69's mom gae

by meme_mastah May 8, 2019

noobass

Somebody who is both a noob (new at something, incompetent at a particuar job etc noob/newbie) and somebody you don't like.

It can also be used to describe someone that is partial to sammarksing.

Hey noobass, out of the way!

OR

Hey, let me just beat this noobass and we can get going.

OR

Did you see that guy? He was such a noobass!

by Dr R Gurudwaras May 22, 2008