noobulated

how one feels after being educated by a noob, esp. on a trivial subject matter; being "pwned" by a noob.

I feel so n00bulated that I can't get these 'speakers' working!

by CW April 12, 2004

noobul

A male prostitute who can't ejaculate. A failure gigolo who thinks he can do it but can't.

That guy is a noobul.
Being noobul is so lame.

by Shaa-guru April 5, 2019

Noobul

A guy with tiktok brain full of sexual desires and perverse thoughts but no powerplay on sex day.

This is derived from the word Noob with sexual context.

Hey emily! how is your date?
Disgusting. That Noobul pissed in his pants while kissing. And I am mistaken it for cum. Gross.

by shady-shaman April 12, 2019

noobmuffin

Another way of saying "Noob" but with the word muffin to add some spice to the insult. No-one wants to be a muffin and a noob at the same time either.

Hey look at that noobmuffin he fucking died before the round started.

by aldin October 11, 2007

NOOBTUBER

someone who shoots a grenade out of a grenade launcher on a gun across the map found in call of duty 4 and modern warfare 2

guy#1 he killed me with a grenade from across the map
guy#2 what a NOOBTUBER

by ADD ME ON XBOX- DumberCheese November 29, 2009

noobtube

The name given, by players of the game CoD4, to the assault rifle mounted grenade launcher do to the fact that it is seen as requiring little skill to use and the fact that it is, in fact, a tube.

Also, the use of said grenade launcher.

(JWilkesBoof kills HonestFive with an M203 grenade)
HonestFive: "Oh come on man don't noobtube!"

by Abhorent Aardwolf April 15, 2008

nooburger

another commun insult that one uses after someone on IRC is AFK when comes the time to an early game of DoD (Day of Defeat)... It also is used as a third level increasing insult combo starting by the prefix "noob-"

<wapityyy> PaTcH, noob
<wapityyy> PaTcH, noobert!
<wapityyy> PaTcH, come play Dod
* PaTcH is away
<wapityyy> PaTcH, nooburger!!!

by wapityyy March 8, 2007